“ffree donts tomorow”
James N. Kienitz Wilkins
On View: May 2- May 29, 2022
In 2019, I sensed trouble brewing when Dunkin’ Donuts shortened its name to “Dunkin’,” stylized as “DNKN.” I already had a problem on my hands with my initials: JNKW. I’d noticed for a while on the Internet that when someone misspells the word “know,” it locks in as “jnkw,” with the most common phrase being: “I don’t jnkw.” Thousands upon thousands of jnkws on the Internet. As more people do or don’t jnkw, the more spellcheck overlooks the mistake, the more artificial intelligence integrates it as natural language. So, of course, I got worried when a powerhouse coffee chain stirred “DNKN” into the orthographic mix (if that’s the word), wreaking havoc for my personal brand.
I should have seen it coming. Dunkin’ has a history with words. In 2006, the company ran an ultranationalistic campaign mocking Starbucks for its fancy drinks, because at Dunkin’ “You order them in English, not Fritalian.” This dumb-as-shit advertisement reinforced the workaday, salt-of-the-earth, white-bread cultural identity that is the Massachusetts-based company’s main export, converting the population through mind, spirit, and tastebud in its creeping westward expansion. The majority of the 9,384 Dunkin’ locations in the USA are clustered in the east. The first arrived in California as recently as 2014. Today, fewer than five in Wyoming, zero in Idaho, and at most thirty-five in Oklahoma, as of this writing. An entire state, shaped like a deep fryer basket . . . and only thirty-five Dunkins. I’m sure this will change. The Dunkin’ offensive never stalls, it simply regroups. Unconquered lands are “available markets” for tomorrow’s franchisee. Mark my words, and upon my good name, there will be more DNKN in OK, for better or for worse. This much I jnkw.
-James N. Kienitz Wilkins
Bio: James N. Kienitz Wilkins (b. 1983) is a filmmaker and artist based in New York City. His work has screened widely in international film festivals and venues including the New York Film Festival, Berlinale, Locarno, Rotterdam, MomA PS1, and the Tate Modern. In 2017, he was included in the Whitney Biennial, and a retrospective of his work was showcased at RIDM (Montréal). He has had solo exhibitions at Gasworks (London), Spike Island (Bristol, UK), and Kunsthalle Winterthur (Switzerland). He is a graduate of the Cooper Union School of Art.
Artist’s Website: http://www.automaticmoving.com
Billboard Locations:
Title: “neww nglsh tomorow”
On View: May 2- May 29, 2022
Location: 405 E 3rd St. Tulsa, OK 74120
Title: “ol fashiond tomorow”
On View: May 2- May 29, 2022
Location: 390 S Detroit Ave. Tulsa OK 74120
Title: “telsa runson dkkn tomorow”
On View: May 2- May 29, 2022
Location: 310 E 2nd St. Tulsa, OK 74120
Title: “larg hott americana tomorow”
On View: May 2- May 29, 2022
Location: 260 E 3rd St. Tulsa, OK 74120
Title: “ffree donts tomorow”
On View: May 2- May 29, 2022
Location: 355 E 2nd. St. Tulsa, OK 74120